Whoever coined the phrase, killing two birds with one stone, not only hated birds but also thought we needed to conserve stones.
Dana GouldThe more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger.
Dana GouldReality TV is the perfect antidote to people who don't have enough self-centered douchebags in their life.
Dana GouldWhat's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up.
Dana Gould