Showing joy by jumping up and down and clapping goes away at some point between pre-school and being old enough to go to orgies.
Dana GouldCommon sense dictates the term hot fudge sundae has a totally different meaning in prison.
Dana GouldSomewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else.
Dana GouldI was watching Batman, the TV show, on TV Land, on the cable. And Robin said to Batman, Golly, Batman! Why is the Joker so evil!? And Batman said, Careful, Robin. The criminal mind sees the world through a prism the solid citizen dare not peer through. Batman has a more nuanced worldview than the president.
Dana Gould