There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.
Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with.
Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.
Having sex with a dead grammar teacher is a violation of past tense usage.
Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.
Drum Competitions are called such because no one wants to win the big Beat Off.