Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise.

The magazine at the health food store said, Stop Aging! Isn't that what death is for? Trust me, we're all gonna stop aging.

Something tells me that Mitt Romney's sex face is the same as his regular face.

I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.

Because of Bluetooth headsets, it's getting more and more difficult to tell who's schizophrenic and who's on a conference call.

The average permanent lasts about four months.