Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.

Death's vigilance is eternal, so shall mine be.

There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly.

Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?

I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did.

Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen.