A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals.

Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.

Classified ads of the Ku Klux Klan: Tired of all the games? Do you like racial purity, horses and dressing up like a ghost?

If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise.

Drum Competitions are called such because no one wants to win the big Beat Off.

A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby.