A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals.

As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos.

Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.

Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.

Scatterbrain is one of those harmless little words you use a million times... Then it turns up in a crime scene description.

Very few positive experiences begin with being told to count back slowly from ten.

Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.