Now that the Sanctity and Holiness of heterosexual marriage has been destroyed, are they going to cancel The Bachelor?

The circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, I've decided to wait for the circus to come.

Where is the good will in the thought, I was going to throw this in the garbage, do you want to wear it?

I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did.

Something tells me that Mitt Romney's sex face is the same as his regular face.

Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with.

Like many indelible family memories, carving a pumpkin begins with someone grabbing a really sharp knife.