Now that the Sanctity and Holiness of heterosexual marriage has been destroyed, are they going to cancel The Bachelor?

Since the dawn of time, primitive humans thought, loved and had poetry. They also pooped on everything. It was horrible.

Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.

When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago.

I'm no longer afraid of not making enough mistakes.

I was watching Batman, the TV show, on TV Land, on the cable. And Robin said to Batman, Golly, Batman! Why is the Joker so evil!? And Batman said, Careful, Robin. The criminal mind sees the world through a prism the solid citizen dare not peer through. Batman has a more nuanced worldview than the president.

Republicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships.