I have no ability to develop muscle tone. I could do situps all day and still look like a condom full of walnuts.
Dana GouldToday I saw a guy who looked like me in a funhouse mirror. He looked at me like, Hey, that's how I look reflected in the pond!
Dana GouldDespite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with.
Dana Gould