When all the people covered in tattoos turn about 70 years old, they're going to look like a strange race of melting clowns.
Dana GouldMy dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.
Dana GouldIn the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.
Dana Gould