The Republican Party is the party of Eddie Haskell and the principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?

Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.

Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

Gorillas would be less scary with bunny ears. Actually, what isn't less scary with bunny ears? Osama Bin Laden with bunny ears. Ha! So cute.

Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with.

If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.