They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

If The Beatles represent the most successful version you can be of a thing, then by that definition The Rolling Stones are The Beatles of music, not counting The Beatles. John Lennon is The Beatles of The Beatles.

You write the script, and then you just go over it 400 times and make all the jokes better. It really is true. That's essentially the way it works.

We broke up, and my first reaction was 'Fine - I've been through this too many times. I can't change your mind. I can't live your life for you. You're gone in your direction. I'm going to pick up; I'm going to go in my direction. I'm not going to live in the past. I'm not going to embrace the pain. You go, I'll go, and that will be it.' And I felt that way for an hour and 10 minutes.

Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!

Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

When all the people covered in tattoos turn about 70 years old, they're going to look like a strange race of melting clowns.