I try to look on the bright side, but it really hurts my eyes.
Have you ever had a gay friend lose weight and you can't decide if it's good news or not? Hey you look... great?
Had an audition for a pilot today, but realized I could save gas and help the environment by pissing up a rope here at home!
Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.
There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.
Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.