Life is like jury duty. Just do it and get it over with.
Something tells me that Mitt Romney's sex face is the same as his regular face.
I know that big, important things don't just come together overnight, but I've been me for a long time now and it's still not working.
There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly.
Marriage is like a row boat: it fits two, it doesn't work on auto-pilot and it's very difficult to have sex in.
My whole approach to marriage is simple: my wife will do something that drives me insane, I won't say anything, and then, later, I'll die of cancer.