As I die, and my life flashes before my eyes, I want to see who made faces at me when I turned my head. That's all I want to see.
A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.
I can't wait for the day I learn to live in the now!
Corn is the only food you hold like corn.
Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!
Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone.