That which does not kill you usually circles around and tries again.
Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs.
Whoever coined the phrase, killing two birds with one stone, not only hated birds but also thought we needed to conserve stones.
Because of Bluetooth headsets, it's getting more and more difficult to tell who's schizophrenic and who's on a conference call.
Twitter is not a good place for people who feel they're being followed.
The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.