In an effort to look cool, I am going to stop shouting Hey, you! at airplanes.
How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half?
The best part of living in constant terror is you always have a place to live.
In a world of war, pain and suffering, all I want for Christmas is an underwater watch and a silver clutch rod for my dirt bike.
My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.
That which does not kill you usually circles around and tries again.