Competition is the death of art.

If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.

Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.

Love means never having to say you're sorry. Marriage means apologizing when you know you're right.

If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.

One great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, By the way, you know I'm fake, right?

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.