Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.
I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.
If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?
There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.
If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.
I want to leave the world as I entered it: naked and crying in a room full of strangers.