Common sense dictates the term hot fudge sundae has a totally different meaning in prison.
Drum Competitions are called such because no one wants to win the big Beat Off.
If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?
There must be a way to get more of these in me faster, thought the inventor of pea soup as he sat eating peas.
My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.
As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos.