Since the dawn of time, primitive humans thought, loved and had poetry. They also pooped on everything. It was horrible.
Dana GouldYou will never experience less reality than when you are watching a reality show. You're watching people who aren't actors, put into situations created by people who aren't writers and they're second guessing how they think you would like to see them behave if this were a real situation, which it's not. And you are passively observing this; watching an amateur production of nothing. It's like a photo of a drawing of a hologram.
Dana GouldIf I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.
Dana GouldShowing joy by jumping up and down and clapping goes away at some point between pre-school and being old enough to go to orgies.
Dana Gould