One of the coolest things about the word boobs is, when you look at it, it has boobs.
My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.
Because of Bluetooth headsets, it's getting more and more difficult to tell who's schizophrenic and who's on a conference call.
I was born an emotional tampon in a cauldron of dysfunction.
If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?
Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen.