The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger.
Dana GouldMy first open mic was fantastic. I crushed. And my second mic was as bad as my first one was good.
Dana GouldIf I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised.
Dana GouldI've often been accused of being the comic's comic. It's a bad business model when your fans are the people who get in free.
Dana Gould