What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up.

Since the dawn of time, primitive humans thought, loved and had poetry. They also pooped on everything. It was horrible.

Love means never having to say you're sorry. Marriage means apologizing when you know you're right.

Scatterbrain is one of those harmless little words you use a million times... Then it turns up in a crime scene description.

Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs.

Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.