Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.
I have one phobia, snakes. And by snakes I mean intimacy.
Want to be happy? Don't live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you.
I was born an emotional tampon in a cauldron of dysfunction.
I used to fear living a life untouched by God, but now, for some reason I've gone back to being afraid of cement mixers.
In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice.