What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up.

I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.

One of the coolest things about the word boobs is, when you look at it, it has boobs.

Maybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty.

A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals.

I've often been accused of being the comic's comic. It's a bad business model when your fans are the people who get in free.