What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up.

If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.

It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7.

Anything is possible if you believe in yourself, said the guidance counsellor, stifling a laugh.

Something tells me that Mitt Romney's sex face is the same as his regular face.

Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding.

It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us?