Since the dawn of time, primitive humans thought, loved and had poetry. They also pooped on everything. It was horrible.
Dana GouldIf Abe Lincoln took part in the Republican debates, he would look out of place with his intelligence, compassion and gaping head wound.
Dana GouldHave you ever dated a Goth chick for four or five months until you realized she was just an Orthodox Jew? They have the same costumes.
Dana GouldI bet when all the punctuation marks have a party, they quietly look at exclamation point's wife and think, that poor woman.
Dana Gould