I am faced with a bruising dilemma: pay to fix the dishwasher or continue serving everything in waffle cones.
Dana GouldThe hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.
Dana GouldThe magazine at the health food store said, Stop Aging! Isn't that what death is for? Trust me, we're all gonna stop aging.
Dana GouldIf Abe Lincoln took part in the Republican debates, he would look out of place with his intelligence, compassion and gaping head wound.
Dana Gould