Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans.
Dana GouldThe magazine at the health food store said, Stop Aging! Isn't that what death is for? Trust me, we're all gonna stop aging.
Dana GouldTo really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.
Dana Gould