There must be a way to get more of these in me faster, thought the inventor of pea soup as he sat eating peas.

If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.

I used to fear living a life untouched by God, but now, for some reason I've gone back to being afraid of cement mixers.

I'll never be alone, because I'll always have My Problems with me!

I can't wait for the day I learn to live in the now!

I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.

Here's something you never hear: Now that I've worked through all my emotional issues, I'm free to dedicate my life to ventriloquism!