Many stroke survivors look back on their attack as a stroke of luck. Of course, by luck they mean horrible paralysis.

Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.

Somewhere a woman is praying her toddler wins a beauty pageant. I say this because sometimes people wonder why God lets tornadoes happen.

I can't wait for the day I learn to live in the now!

Drum Competitions are called such because no one wants to win the big Beat Off.

Centuries ago, human beings created marriage. Later, they looked to the sky and dreamt of traveling to the moon. Coincidence?

Having sex with a dead grammar teacher is a violation of past tense usage.