It might not be rational, but I am terrified of getting stuck in an elevator with a bear.

It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible castle. Set the alarm!

Why do old people drive with their mouths open?

Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.

Somewhere a woman is praying her toddler wins a beauty pageant. I say this because sometimes people wonder why God lets tornadoes happen.

If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.

I like to think of murder-suicide as extreme multitasking.