A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.
Dana GouldI feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get it. You sit here - I'll get it, I'll make it.
Dana GouldThe only thing that will stop a bad guy with a pressure cooker bomb is a good guy with a slightly larger pressure cooker bomb.
Dana GouldDo people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?
Dana GouldWomen do it all the time to look younger and it would make perfect sense if one of them ever came out looking younger - but they don't. They just look the same; they all get plastic surgery face. No matter who they look like going in, they all come out looking like the girl from the band on 'The Muppet Show.
Dana Gould