I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did.

Love means never having to say you're sorry. Marriage means apologizing when you know you're right.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.

There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store.

If you're selling something on Craiglist, it's never a good idea to end the description with, May have lice.

Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.

Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!