I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did.

If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.

I'm no longer afraid of not making enough mistakes.

If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.

Marriage is like a row boat: it fits two, it doesn't work on auto-pilot and it's very difficult to have sex in.

The simple act of smiling at people makes the world a better place. Unless it's the day you decide to walk around with your dong out.

Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.