Maybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty.

It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us?

Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business.

Because of Bluetooth headsets, it's getting more and more difficult to tell who's schizophrenic and who's on a conference call.

Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?

Is there an award for the best trophy? I bet they hand out a plaque.

Do transvestites have to dress up for Halloween or do they pretty much qualify from the get-go?