Maybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty.

In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice.

The average permanent lasts about four months.

Life imitates art but art intimidates life.

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

The expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls.

Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business.