A great way to be left alone on the subway is to appear to be deep in conversation with a small knife.
Dana GouldAs I die, and my life flashes before my eyes, I want to see who made faces at me when I turned my head. That's all I want to see.
Dana GouldIf I had a Volkswagon Beetle. I'd paint the front to resemble Glenn Langdon in War Of The Colossal Beast. Why? Two words: The Ladies.
Dana Gould