Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen.

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from a bald guy with a ponytail.

Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys ang goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding.

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.

59% of all suicides are actually botched murder-suicides performed by dyslexics.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.