Having sex with a dead grammar teacher is a violation of past tense usage.
I want to leave the world as I entered it: naked and crying in a room full of strangers.
Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?
Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?
Death's vigilance is eternal, so shall mine be.
If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion.