Why do old people drive with their mouths open?
I don't mind being alone when I'm surrounded by people, I just hate being alone when I'm alone.
Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.
Corn is the only food you hold like corn.
Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.
I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because basically I experience my life through two primary emotions: fear and suppressed fear.