Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen.

I bet when all the punctuation marks have a party, they quietly look at exclamation point's wife and think, that poor woman.

I'll never be alone, because I'll always have My Problems with me!

Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen.

Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?

I don't mind being alone when I'm surrounded by people, I just hate being alone when I'm alone.

A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby.