My life is just like Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher I'm just a guy and instead of making meth I don't do much.

Like many indelible family memories, carving a pumpkin begins with someone grabbing a really sharp knife.

When all the people covered in tattoos turn about 70 years old, they're going to look like a strange race of melting clowns.

Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?

It might not be rational, but I am terrified of getting stuck in an elevator with a bear.

I tried synchronized swimming, but felt, over time, I was just going through the motions.

There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.