If you don't believe in the living dead, how do your explain the Golf Channel?
Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?
Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day.
There must be a way to get more of these in me faster, thought the inventor of pea soup as he sat eating peas.
If you encounter someone who pronounces the t in often, odds are they're a douchebag.
I take the Bible literally, but not seriously.