I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.
This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes.
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.
Something tells me that Mitt Romney's sex face is the same as his regular face.
Do you know what Irish Alzheimer's is? It's when you forget everything but your grudges.
Gorillas would be less scary with bunny ears. Actually, what isn't less scary with bunny ears? Osama Bin Laden with bunny ears. Ha! So cute.