Every day is a gift. That said, I've gotten some pretty shitty gifts over the years.

A good competition for comedians would be where a comedian has a conversation and is then quizzed on what the other person says.

One great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, By the way, you know I'm fake, right?

Every day is a gift. That said, I've gotten some pretty shitty gifts over the years.

A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows.

I take the Bible literally, but not seriously.

As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can turn dude into a wolf.