Twitter is not a good place for people who feel they're being followed.
Having kids means there's always someone around to blame your fart on.
Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.
Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs.
I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to go about it and I was right.
The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.