Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?
Drum Competitions are called such because no one wants to win the big Beat Off.
I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.
There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.
Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times.
Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?