There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.
In an effort to look cool, I am going to stop shouting Hey, you! at airplanes.
59% of all suicides are actually botched murder-suicides performed by dyslexics.
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? Give me your cell number.
Something tells me that Mitt Romney's sex face is the same as his regular face.
Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!