Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?
Death's vigilance is eternal, so shall mine be.
Wrote a science fiction novel about a man who wins an argument with his wife, but it was rejected for being too farfetched.
I have no ability to develop muscle tone. I could do situps all day and still look like a condom full of walnuts.
Why do old people drive with their mouths open?
If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?