You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.

It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible castle. Set the alarm!

What if you died, and you found out that when you died, we all went to the same place. No Heaven, no Hell, doesn't matter what you did in life - you all go to the same place, regardless. I know a lot of nice people who will be really pissed off. You'll see Gandhi arguing with the doorman.

Since the dawn of time, primitive humans thought, loved and had poetry. They also pooped on everything. It was horrible.

Now that the Sanctity and Holiness of heterosexual marriage has been destroyed, are they going to cancel The Bachelor?

What men say: I'm sorry, honey. I was wrong. What men think: I'd love a Chipwich. I should go get one.

When I was in high school, girls made fun of me for liking vampire movies. Now, I'd be their king. Time machine, where are you?