You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.

Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.

That which does not kill you usually circles around and tries again.

I was watching Batman, the TV show, on TV Land, on the cable. And Robin said to Batman, Golly, Batman! Why is the Joker so evil!? And Batman said, Careful, Robin. The criminal mind sees the world through a prism the solid citizen dare not peer through. Batman has a more nuanced worldview than the president.

Corn is the only food you hold like corn.

The expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls.

I think I had an argument with a hypnotist this morning. It makes perfect sense as I have no memory of it.