You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.

I once felt bad because I had no shoes, and then I met a man who had no feet. He was wearing an ankle bracelet that kept falling off.

The circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, I've decided to wait for the circus to come.

Having sex with a dead grammar teacher is a violation of past tense usage.

I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did.

A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby.

You will never experience less reality than when you are watching a reality show. You're watching people who aren't actors, put into situations created by people who aren't writers and they're second guessing how they think you would like to see them behave if this were a real situation, which it's not. And you are passively observing this; watching an amateur production of nothing. It's like a photo of a drawing of a hologram.