You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.

I like to think of murder-suicide as extreme multitasking.

Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?

Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business.

Wrote a science fiction novel about a man who wins an argument with his wife, but it was rejected for being too farfetched.

The circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, I've decided to wait for the circus to come.

It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us?