Getting plastic surgery in your late 70's, it's kind of like painting your house as the fire approaches. Just die, there's no shame in it.

I tried synchronized swimming, but felt, over time, I was just going through the motions.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.

There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.

If The Beatles represent the most successful version you can be of a thing, then by that definition The Rolling Stones are The Beatles of music, not counting The Beatles. John Lennon is The Beatles of The Beatles.

I try to live in the moment, but by the time I get there it's too late.

The Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, it's so full of dreams. Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey.