Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone.

If there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason.

I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew!

Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.

Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent's poltical beliefs. Oooh! Aren't you a scary health care reform bill!

There must be a way to get more of these in me faster, thought the inventor of pea soup as he sat eating peas.

Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs.