New synonyms for sex: Going to a family function, getting the hard part over with, anti-fillet. Get it? Sex!
Dana GouldAlways think twice before asking anything of anyone that ends in the words, on your face.
Dana GouldWhoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times.
Dana GouldIf I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.
Dana Gould