Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!
In an effort to look cool, I am going to stop shouting Hey, you! at airplanes.
I was born an emotional tampon in a cauldron of dysfunction.
Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding.
Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?
My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.