Why is it, when I have nothing to do, I drink more coffee? It's as if I'm in a big hurry to get nothing done.
Dana GouldWhy do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?
Dana GouldIs it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.
Dana Gould