Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times.

One day they will invent a time machine and, like the internet, it will be used primarily for boning.

Reality TV is the perfect antidote to people who don't have enough self-centered douchebags in their life.

Where is the good will in the thought, I was going to throw this in the garbage, do you want to wear it?

There must be a way to get more of these in me faster, thought the inventor of pea soup as he sat eating peas.

If Jesus was a baby, there was a point, on that Holiest of nights, in that Holiest of mangers, where he made a big, Holy load.

Having sex with a dead grammar teacher is a violation of past tense usage.