Twitter is not a good place for people who feel they're being followed.
I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.
That which does not kill you isn't finished.
Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with.
Marriage is like a row boat: it fits two, it doesn't work on auto-pilot and it's very difficult to have sex in.
Classified ads of the Ku Klux Klan: Tired of all the games? Do you like racial purity, horses and dressing up like a ghost?