Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.

If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?

There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.

I used to fear living a life untouched by God, but now, for some reason I've gone back to being afraid of cement mixers.

I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.

Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?

I've grown tired of resting on my laurels and have decided to start resting on my failures.