The circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, I've decided to wait for the circus to come.

If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow.

Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?

I don't want to say my mom is late on trends, but this morning she said, Have a shagadelic day, sweetheart.

Centuries ago, human beings created marriage. Later, they looked to the sky and dreamt of traveling to the moon. Coincidence?

The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a pressure cooker bomb is a good guy with a slightly larger pressure cooker bomb.

If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.