The Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, it's so full of dreams. Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey.

Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs.

I'm no longer afraid of not making enough mistakes.

Getting plastic surgery in your late 70's, it's kind of like painting your house as the fire approaches. Just die, there's no shame in it.

Why is it, when I have nothing to do, I drink more coffee? It's as if I'm in a big hurry to get nothing done.

I try to live in the moment, but by the time I get there it's too late.

My father hauled boxes so I could get an education and earn enough money to pay someone to make me lift weights.