The Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, it's so full of dreams. Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey.

For men there are costumes like fireman, policeman and vampire. For women there are costumes like slutty fireman, slutty policeman and slutty vampire.

One day they will invent a time machine and, like the internet, it will be used primarily for boning.

It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible castle. Set the alarm!

The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.

Twitter is not a good place for people who feel they're being followed.

If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.