To me 30 isn't old. But it's definitely the beginning of no longer young. Because you notice little subtle things happen to you. You'll be in your car driving around listening to the radio and hear stuff like, That's was an oldie from The Clash.

Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.

If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.

This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes.

I went to high school with some wonderful people, but my entire high school experience was just waiting to leave.

It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7.

We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming in terror - and it doesn't have to stop there if you know how to live right