The weird thing about old Playboys is knowing that the naked woman is now an old lady. I said weird. I didn't say bad.
Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.
I've often been accused of being the comic's comic. It's a bad business model when your fans are the people who get in free.
The best part of living in constant terror is you always have a place to live.
I'll never be alone, because I'll always have My Problems with me!
Although I love the taste of Nutrageous bars, I am nutraged at their new, high price.