If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised.
Dana GouldWhere is the good will in the thought, I was going to throw this in the garbage, do you want to wear it?
Dana GouldWhat if you died, and you found out that when you died, we all went to the same place. No Heaven, no Hell, doesn't matter what you did in life - you all go to the same place, regardless. I know a lot of nice people who will be really pissed off. You'll see Gandhi arguing with the doorman.
Dana Gould