A good competition for comedians would be where a comedian has a conversation and is then quizzed on what the other person says.
Dana GouldWhen all the people covered in tattoos turn about 70 years old, they're going to look like a strange race of melting clowns.
Dana GouldEvery time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen.
Dana Gould