Life imitates art but art intimidates life.

Getting plastic surgery in your late 70's, it's kind of like painting your house as the fire approaches. Just die, there's no shame in it.

I know that big, important things don't just come together overnight, but I've been me for a long time now and it's still not working.

If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.

Here's something you never hear: Now that I've worked through all my emotional issues, I'm free to dedicate my life to ventriloquism!

Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business.

The magazine at the health food store said, Stop Aging! Isn't that what death is for? Trust me, we're all gonna stop aging.