Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?
New synonyms for sex: Going to a family function, getting the hard part over with, anti-fillet. Get it? Sex!
Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.
There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.
I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes.
Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.