As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door.

To me 30 isn't old. But it's definitely the beginning of no longer young. Because you notice little subtle things happen to you. You'll be in your car driving around listening to the radio and hear stuff like, That's was an oldie from The Clash.

We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes.

If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.

The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a pressure cooker bomb is a good guy with a slightly larger pressure cooker bomb.

I try to live in the moment, but by the time I get there it's too late.

I like to think of murder-suicide as extreme multitasking.