We all enter this world in the same way: naked, screaming, soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there.

If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.

I live in Los Angeles. It's a very liberal city, but it's so hypocritical in what it's liberal about. You can be driving down Hollywood Boulevard, see a guy in lipstick and high heels wearing a fur coat masturbating into a mailbox. People giving him a hard time as they drive by: Hey, is that real fur? Of course not! That's sick!

I don't want to say my mom is late on trends, but this morning she said, Have a shagadelic day, sweetheart.

If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything?

We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming in terror - and it doesn't have to stop there if you know how to live right

Death's vigilance is eternal, so shall mine be.