In an effort to look cool, I am going to stop shouting Hey, you! at airplanes.

I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.

Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?

If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.

If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.

When I found out that coffins are padded, I stopped fearing death.

There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.