As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos.
I try to look on the bright side, but it really hurts my eyes.
If you don't believe in the living dead, how do your explain the Golf Channel?
Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with.
When you break life down, it's about 100% time management.
Getting plastic surgery in your late 70's, it's kind of like painting your house as the fire approaches. Just die, there's no shame in it.