In an effort to look cool, I am going to stop shouting Hey, you! at airplanes.

If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion.

Do transvestites have to dress up for Halloween or do they pretty much qualify from the get-go?

Anything is possible if you believe in yourself, said the guidance counsellor, stifling a laugh.

There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.

Drum Competitions are called such because no one wants to win the big Beat Off.

The Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, it's so full of dreams. Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey.