There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.

It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us?

As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can turn dude into a wolf.

Reality TV is the perfect antidote to people who don't have enough self-centered douchebags in their life.

Life imitates art but art intimidates life.

Always think twice before asking anything of anyone that ends in the words, on your face.

For men there are costumes like fireman, policeman and vampire. For women there are costumes like slutty fireman, slutty policeman and slutty vampire.