If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.
Dana GouldThe weird thing about old Playboys is knowing that the naked woman is now an old lady. I said weird. I didn't say bad.
Dana GouldHad an audition for a pilot today, but realized I could save gas and help the environment by pissing up a rope here at home!
Dana GouldYou will never experience less reality than when you are watching a reality show. You're watching people who aren't actors, put into situations created by people who aren't writers and they're second guessing how they think you would like to see them behave if this were a real situation, which it's not. And you are passively observing this; watching an amateur production of nothing. It's like a photo of a drawing of a hologram.
Dana Gould