As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can turn dude into a wolf.

Every day is a gift. That said, I've gotten some pretty shitty gifts over the years.

I like to think of Doritos as emotional packing material to safeguard the feelings I've swallowed.

Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.

Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.

As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door.

I just staunchly bought one frame during a two-for-one frame sale and barely left the store alive.