Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.
Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?
There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.
Life is like The Muppet Show, but instead of Muppets there's anxiety.
The average permanent lasts about four months.
Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?