My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.
Dana GouldRepublicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships.
Dana GouldHere's something you never hear: Now that I've worked through all my emotional issues, I'm free to dedicate my life to ventriloquism!
Dana Gould